Monday, July 31, 2006

Yuck-xotic food.

Last weekend when I was home, mum conjured up some ek-zostic food that was supposed to increase my virility, maintain my virginity, take care of my health superiority and all other things -ity.

Its a Hokkien and Chinese thing. We just love yuck-zotic food. From pig's tongue and ears, to fish stomach and eyes, Chinese Hokkien eat anything that moves under the sun.

Look what my mum made for me:

Steamed giant leeches

She also taught me how to make roti goldfish:

Put barely alive goldfish on palm

Look away and put fist on said palm

Oh yes. I had a pretty gastronomical weekend.

Note: No animals were harmed in the process of writing this blog


At 3:20 PM, Blogger chris said...


At 5:35 PM, Blogger cath said...

eeewwwww...i thought it was sea cucumber...but leeches???
though it looks kinda juicy..:D

At 8:55 AM, Blogger CapArnabBrand said...

Chris / Cath: They're sea cucumbers la.

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