Of Sniffing Asses
I'm sick of this. Sick to death. Every single morning. And evening.Call it what you want. Bumper to bumper. Bonnet to boot. Face to ass. Head - butt. (And no I'm not talking about you, Zidane)
I lose 1 precious hour of my life every single day putting my nose to other peoples' asses. That's like what... 5% of my life spent smelling butts? That sucks. Big time.
But look on the bright side. Sometimes I get to look at a cute rear up close. And if I get close enough, I get to peek under their skirt-ing.
On top of that, somebody somewhere is also stuck with his face in my bottom.
And I for one know, it don't smell good.
Rantings of a tired ol Vios.
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